Oh my god this is fucking amazing
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
I was wondering why I’m seeing less and less ‘emo kids’ these days.
Now I know what we’re doing with them.
Someone should revoke my Twitter rights.
steps to being a beekeeper:
step 1: you must have honeycombs cereal for breakfast and cheerios for lunch
step 2. play royals, beez in the trap, and black and yellow nonstop
3. you must dress like a bee when addressing the bees
step four: watch bee movie this is ur bible